Grandma Always Said...

Tears, blood and mud covered his knees.

"She pushed me, pushed me hard, Mom. She's so big and mean."

"Oh, there, there son."

"It's not fair that I can't push her back because she's a girl."

Grandma interjects her wisdom, "Oh, Billy, it's okay to knock a girl down. Just don't knock her up."

by Bill Corrigan of Bill Corrigan.com.